One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake
and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in
red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.
The first guy rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"
"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"
With a smile on his face, the first guy hands a sandwich to the guy
in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across
another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the
side and waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says,
"What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke
and stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to
the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop
no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this
one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our
guy decides to stop one last time, rolls down his window, and yells,
"Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the
hell do you want to have?"
"Driver's license and registration, please."
